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Don't cry for HIPs, Yvette Cooper

 

Friday 21st May 2010
In the tradition of some of our more talented readers producing new words for well-known songs, EAT commissioned Sir Tim Rice to rework his lyrics for ‘Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina’:

Don’t cry for HIPs, Yvette Cooper

The truth is they were rubbish

All through these wild days

Their mad existence

Shapps kept his promise
… Along with Pickles



And as for fortune, and as for fame

We never invited HIPs in

Though it seemed to AHIPP they were all we desired


HIPs were illusions

They were not the solutions they promised to be

The answer was here all the time
We loathe them and hope you do too



Don’t cry for HIPs, Yvette Cooper

Have I said too much?

There’s nothing more I can think of to say to
you.

But all you have to do is look at EAT to know

That every word was true…





Do you have a lettings business to sell?



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Added by Steven Hilton on 2010-05-24 09:41:42

Now come on, Shouldhavegonetospecsavers

Get the balls to post an anti-pink-tie comment using a photo of yourself and your proper name.

All these anonymous posts help people HIDE!
Added by Labour Intensive on 2010-05-21 15:33:40

Shouldn't this be animated with bouncing BALLS over the words to help us sing along.

By the way, Yvette has confirmed that Ed has only got a very small majority.
Added by The Ice Breaker on 2010-05-21 10:21:38

I have melted away with Hips and am now retired. Will ony be back when hell freezes over.

Just remember:

We never miss the water till the well runs dry!

Have a nice life.
Added by Shouldhavegonetospecsavers on 2010-05-21 09:55:01

Hey Steve, lyrics not as bad as your tie!!!
Added by A Noney Mouse on 2010-05-21 09:41:30

Sorry but Sir Tim ain't The Ice Breaker.
Added by mojo on 2010-05-21 09:22:04

Brilliant song, EAT from my favourite musical. And yes, your reporting has been proved to be spot on. Well done
Added by Steven Hilton on 2010-05-21 08:21:45

Those lyrics are AWWWWWWWWWWWFUL!
Added by Dead Horse Flogger on 2010-05-21 07:48:33

"Interested in HIPS Text 'LIVEORG to 80818' for more info" some people don't know when to give up do they?
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