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Mike Selley
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From: Mike Selley 15 June 2021 18:14 PM

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From: Mike Selley 03 June 2021 10:24 AM

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From: Mike Selley 03 June 2021 09:58 AM

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From: Mike Selley 13 May 2021 07:50 AM

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I think you all need to give Trevor a break here. I see he’s edited his comment but his original comment was that the judges in the case were bent – I agree. Think about it. Just for a moment, if you will. It’s 25 years ago. Our current Competition Tribunal Judge is a mere post-teen finding his way in the world. What career to pursue? I’m sure you can all sympathise. Why not law? Why not pursue a 7 year degree? Law it is! On our future judge goes… along the way devoting himself himself to the cause of professional advancement. Years pass, each case that comes before him he treats with due diligence and professional care until one day he is promoted to being a judge. ‘Yes!. I’ve made it. A judge? me? Now I can prove them all wrong.’ ‘I’ll bide my time before unleashing my wicked plan on the world’. He spends a few more years fooling everyone into thinking he’s an honest, upstanding judge with impeccable integrity until one fateful day… there it is. Could it be? Yes. It is. ‘Here’s the case where I finally show my hand’ he thinks. Forget the six figure salary, Jane and the kids can holiday on a yacht! Finally embracing his corruption. Maybe it was the slick OnTheMarket.com logo, or indeed the sheer excitement of veering into a proxy estate agent war. Geopolitics has nothing on this! ‘I’m going to give the WRONG judgment. I’m no longer straight. I’M BENT. And I LOVE IT.’ Months pass. The hearings conclude. Clear to everyone with a shred of common sense that a court case by an agent (funded by Zoopla) has nothing to do with Zoopla at all (and in fact that they are the real victims in all this) he decides to show how crooked he really is. Hillary who? Judgement Day – he decides. Against the agent. (Zoopla). Gasps in the courtroom. Trevor nearly loses his steady fantastic posture. (nearly). Thankfully, Trevor has brains (and a keyboard). He rushes home, logs in and declares the judge crooked. If only lady karma could act as quick as Trevor!!!! Judgement passes. Justice not served. The clink of champagne flutes. Jane and the judge are on a yacht watching the sunset. They've just finished dancing to Careless Whisper. ‘Honey, do you ever wonder what life would be like if we weren’t so crooked?’ ‘It was the right decision Jane, look how rich we are!’ ‘What about that Trevor man? isn’t he onto us?’ ‘Bah honey, no-one will believe him, never a prophet in your own land and all that’. Jane smiles as the beautiful sun sets on the scene. ‘I’m so glad my husband is bent!’ she thinks

From: Mike Selley 07 July 2017 10:22 AM

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From: Mike Selley 07 April 2016 11:43 AM

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From: Mike Selley 07 April 2016 09:32 AM

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From: Mike Selley 07 April 2016 09:32 AM

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