You may think there are enough horror stories going around the agency industry and Britain as a whole right now - but we want some more, please, with added blood.
With Halloween just under 10 days away we reckon some agencies will be decorating their offices to mark the event.
Are your windows covered in cobwebs (synthetic Halloween ones, not just those left by the cleaners last time them dusted)?
Is your display dripping with fake blood (as opposed to the real sweat and tears you put into getting the instructions in the first place)?
If so, please let us have your pictures or videos and we’ll run them here on Estate Agent Today over the next couple of weeks.
Please send them to email@example.com, and of course if you’re planning on a Halloween party, or staff working in fancy dress on October 31, please remember to snap a pic or two and send them to us.
Let us know the identities of your blood-spattered negotiators or your sharp-fanged ghouls and boys, and we’ll give them a name check right here.
Fangs in advance for your help....