Could Tesco really be back to selling houses?

@Johns Friendly Therapist

Before John does so, I feel obliged to point out JFT that your comments are implied dwarfism and you should be ashamed of yourself.

EAT being a serious informative news source (SINS for short) frequented by the likes of John, you can expect a knock on your door shortly from PC Plod (that's PC short for Politically Correct not Police Constable).

Come to think of it, wasn't Sins for Short that film featuring the 7 dwarfes and the Pamela Anderson looky likey? You know, the one where she . . . . . . . .

Sorry, where was I? Oh yes, and I'll be reporting Tesco for discrimination as there doesn't appear to a version of that building for those of more, let's say generous, proportions.

So there you go, one post that covers sins, political correctness, Tesco, cold calling, dwarfism (including numerous gratuitous references to the word 'short'), fattism, mucky movies and and a pop at someone with no sense of humour.

Bit of a record methinks!

• 10 December 2012 16:03 PM

The point is this is not the only property being sold via the online portal.

See here this bijoux detached property with solid construction in modern materials attractive decor and useful lean-to cum garden room/conservatory, suited to persons of lesser than normal stature but surprisingly spacious and affordable.

http://www.tesco.com/direct/little-tikes-evergreen-garden-cottage-playhouse/203-5227.prd?pageLevel=&skuId=203-5227

• 30 November 2012 14:26 PM

John. You're a tool.

• 30 November 2012 11:07 AM

Surely Ros has some boring press releases she could use.

Actually, pre-fabs might help solve the housing numbers (see above) as they did after the war.

So it's a serious matter.

Those who do not like this story should demand greater regulation of the media.

• 30 November 2012 11:06 AM

I'm sorry AgencyInsider i thought this was a news worthy site, please revert back to your monthly copy of Beano to get you immature kicks.

• 30 November 2012 10:53 AM

Thank you EAT.

• 30 November 2012 10:38 AM

David and John, you really should get together. You're made for one another. Perhaps you could go and live in that little log cabin...

• 30 November 2012 10:08 AM

It would seem that Estate Agency Today has nothing better to do with their time, and the time of their readers. Have you run out of informative news?

• 30 November 2012 10:02 AM

That looks like a cracking deal too.

Big lump of concrete, water collection & purification system (+ septic tank), hot water & electric solar panels, an LPG tank + boiler / generator and Robert is your mother's brother!

2 bed detached house for under £35k.

Makes you think, doesn't it.

Cheap & environmentally friendly...

• 30 November 2012 09:33 AM

David Bennett

Get a sense of humour, it was a joke (im hoping anyway)

• 30 November 2012 09:03 AM

It's a temporary structure! Basically, a posh shed, so doesn't need an EPC. Surveyor should know that.

• 30 November 2012 08:09 AM

theres no EPC

• 30 November 2012 07:09 AM